Quotables

The boys were taking their bath tonight and Coop was pulling on his tongue. He was so amused with it. I asked, "Whatcha got there Coop?"
He responded, "It's my tongue! Let me see your tongue momma."
I showed him my tongue.
He then said, "Let me see your nose."
I pointed to my nose.
"Hmmmm," he said. "Let me see your eyes."
I blinked my eyes a few times.
"Ok Momma let me see your penis!"
After a few sputters I said, "I don't have one of those honey."
"OH NO MOMMA YOUR PENIS IS MISSING!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO???"