Why The Apartment Is Never Clean

Today I asked the question- WHY IS THE APARTMENT NEVER CLEAN??? So I paid attention to what was happening around me as I was busy cleaning. Here's what I noticed:

• Coop throwing all the folded laundry that is on the couch on the floor with glee.
• Bear tossing out little toy cubicles and joyfully clapping as the toys scatter across the living room floor.
• Coop taking used spoons out of the dishwasher and putting them away in the clean utensil drawer.
• Bear taking our Nalgene bottle straws out of the dishwasher and breaking them in half.
• Cooper taking all of our shoes out of the closet and hiding them.
• Bear opening the pots and pans cabinet and after beating on them for a while leaving them all around the apartment.
• Coop taking play-doh and strewing it around the apartment. Little pieces of it are now just a part of the carpet.
• Bear finding a contraband piece of chalk and marking up the fridge and deep freezer. Luckily I got to him before he found the walls.
• BOTH: bringing out every single train from their room and leaving them ALL OVER the apartment.

I can assure you I do try and keep and the apartment clean but they are conspiring against me I just know it!!